If you’re a text-er of the first degree (or even a latecomer to the texting scene), you probably know what I just said in the title of this blog. In case you’re not numbered among the texting gurus (text-ually challenged, as it were), allow me to translate.
For example, HBD means Happy Birthday. Why type it out when everyone knows what the abbreviation means? LMBO means, “Laugh my butt off.” This comes in handy when someone texts you something really funny. WTF means, “Why the face?” I heard that on TV, so it must be true.
Well, I think I’ve reached the end of my texting lexicon. I’m still learning (usually the hard way). But I’ve noticed something significant.
- The text-er has the advantage. When you’re texting a shortcut, you know what you mean. When you’re on the other end, not so much. I’ve discovered the Urban Dictionary can be my best friend. Who knew?
This whole shortcut business has gone viral. We have a shortcut for everything now. I saw a commercial the other day for an icon in the shape of a pizza slice. If you have that on your cell phone, all you have to do is press it, and Domino’s (or someone) will deliver a pizza to your door. That’s way too easy (and hard on my stomach and wallet).
My fear as a Christian is this whole shortcut thing will invade the church. Maybe it already has. Many denominations are shrinking (for good or ill) and, along with losing members, they’re losing leaders. Why that is can be a great topic for another day (or maybe a book). But my focus here is how church leaders, elders, pastors, etc. are being replaced (or reproduced).
- I received notice from a bishop recently that a once popular discipleship course of study was being abbreviated—ostensibly to make it more palatable to the masses. The time of each session was being cut back and the total length of the program curtailed.
I’m not all that familiar with the program, so I can’t comment on its specific worth or its newfound relevance in brevity. It does seem to be a harbinger of things to come, however. Maybe tomorrow has arrived.
I may be an alarmist here, but it seems to me that discipleship has no shortcuts. Discipleship is accomplished line upon line, experience upon experience, and precept upon precept. When the church attempts to short circuit the process, there can only be Hell to pay (HTP?).
I hate to be a wet blanket. Normally I’m very positive about most things. In this area, however, I think I have to draw a line in the sand.
- If you want to be a true disciple of Christ, put in the time…YKWIM?